Are you ready for some white-knuckle fragging action?

No, I didn’t think you were, either. Pansy.

So, Susan, once you decide you can take off your blouse, grow some balls, and join the big kids, you can fill out the registration form below, and bring five bucks with you to the event. That’ll get you a night of free play, where you can probably get your hands on some cool stuff or something.

Event Info:

Where: Zion Lutheran Church, 2215 Brandywine Lane, York, PA 17404
When: June 25th, 2010 from 9:00pm-9:00am
How much: $25.00 when you pre-register below, or $35 if you’re too lazy to fill the form out.